Jokes Thread

[Thomas]

I thought I'd start a jokes thread, just to give everyone some laughs. Here is the rules:

- All Sim Land rules MUST be followed.
- This is the 1 and only thread for Jokes, don't start a new one.
- Try not to post an answer to a question that has already been answered by the creator.
- Multiple answers are allowed if the joke creator says it's allowed.
- Offensive and rude jokes are not permitted. Eg: the 3-story sausage/shaver/barbeque one.

If anyone breaks the rules, they will be reported to an Administrator.
I'll start:

Why did the whale cross the road?

[Conor]

To get to the other tide?

[Thomas]

Okay, well-known starter. Now, why did the sheep go into the casino?

[Conor]

Erm...no idea.

[Thomas]

To bet his s(h)avings! lol.

[Conor]

This is not an answer joke, just a one off one:

A Art Teacher gave the students a free lesson to draw what they liked. When the bell went, one pupil gave in a blank piece of paper. The teacher stopped him.
"Where's your work?" The teacher asked
"It's there." The pupil replied pointing at the paper.
"It's a blank piece of paper." The teacher answered angrily.
"No, it's a picture of cow's eating grass." The pupil said.
"Where are the cow's and the grass then?" The teacher asked.
"The cows were eating grass but then they finished eating all the grass so they went home." The pupil replied.

Lol. I know it's not really funny but...it's a joke that I remember reading once.

[Thomas]

It gave me a chuckle. An update to the rules, you can post jokes like Conor's.

[Thomas]

- A man walked into a doctor's surgery.
- " Doctor! Doctor!"
- "Yes?" sighed the doc.
- "I think I'm going blind!"
- Another man comes up
- He says, " You sure are, this is a restarant!"
- The doctor walks away, holding a tray with empty plates in one hand!

LOL!